handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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dancewithpluto:

dhsjdh
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bring-me-the-verizon:

It’s late and I’m sad on We Heart It.
35

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings